Honey Bunny told me that her and M- are BFFL. At first, I was like WTH is BFFL? Then, I hit myself on the head because I’m getting so old I don’t even know all the acronyms anymore. Wait. I do know what BFF stands for but I was too brain dead to figure out the “L” part. Which, by the way, I attribute to her & her sister stealing my brain from me during child birth. So she says in a condescending tone, “it means Best Friends for Life, Mommy” like I’m dumber than a … than a … pile of rocks.
Which may well be the case, but that’s entirely beside the point. And I’m sadder than sad to realize it has come to this ~although why I’m surprised I don’t know~ my child thinks I’m dumb. OH, sure, sure, I know, you don’t have to remind me, it was bound to happen sooner or later, I just thought it would be later later like when she was 13 or 14yrs old not 8 years old. Doesn’t this sort of thing happen about the time they’re teenagers? I mean that’s when I seem to recall that my Mom got stupid. I guess not.
Well, I suppose I’ll have to roll with it. (HAHA, I just thought of this, Rock n Roll with it! HAHA! Heh. No, really, I am a college graduate.) It won’t be until she turns oh… 23years old before she’ll realize I have a functioning brain inside my skull and PERHAPS, MAYBE, quite possibly, I’m not as dumb as a pile of rocks.
Thanks for listening (or reading, if you must be technical),
**Thanks to these folks for the picture I used above!**